BECAUSE NO DEAD HORSE SHOULD GO UNFLOGGED
Hillary Clinton bowled on Ellen DeGeneres's show today.
Story here. Video (non-embeddable) here.
This is how we pick our president. This is how our pundits actually believe we should pick our president. We're just a backward nation that isn't ready for democracy.
Spoiler: Hill throws gutter balls. I'm guessing she decided to do that on the basis of a Mark Penn poll.