"At last -- a conservative alternative to Ben & Jerry's": Star Spangled Ice Cream!
Flavors include I Hate the French Vanilla, Nutty Environmentalist, and Iraqi Road. More flavors listed here.
I have two words for these people: Billy Beer.
Oh, and remind me again: Which Ben & Jerry's flavors have overtly political names? Because I can't think of any.
(Thanks again to Dreamweasel for the link.)